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Post  WWW.REDTIGERELITES.NET on Thu May 07, 2009 7:06 pm

As people get old we quite often develop an abhorrent hatred of any noise we haven't produced ourselves... Especially if we're trying to work, or get some sleep. Or if you're just going somewhere and you're forced to listen to some snotty kids crap music, played through crappy speakers on a mobile phone on the bus... FFS get some earphones... If the music's too loud you're too old... Aw sh*t... I must be getting old...

Just remember these simple rules, and you'll be laughing all the way through life; well... maybe not ALL the way through life...
1. A woman is always right, even when she's not... Don't bother arguing... It's not worth the headache... Just agree and nod politely... Especially if she's in the middle of carving a Sunday roast.
2. Don't argue with your mum, she probably does know best (at least let her think that when she doesn't).
3. Didn't you think she might just have wanted to get some peace and quiet at 2 in the morning?
4. Get another copy... Hide it well... Get some headphones...
5. Don't use the mic, or yell profanities at the screen because some noobtube weilding juggy b*stard has killed you for the serventeenth time that match.
6. Don't stamp on the floor when you get hit by a flashbang or knifed... It's a dead give away...
7. Don't allow any light to escape under your bedroom door at night, use a towel/dirty clothes, whatever.
8. Remember... Stealth is your friend, but it can also be used against you. Be prepared to be caught. If on a console: Keep TV remote handy to switch over to TV channel. TV AND console must both face away from door to reduce the chance of them seeing what's on screen if they make a sudden appearance. If they see you change the channel, hopefully they'll just think they caught you watching porn and step back out quickly, and embarrassed... They won't be back for at least 20 mins...
If on PC: Have some homework open in background. Same rule applies to monitor as TV. Alt+Tab out so it looks like you're just doing homework. If they see you Tab out, hopefully they'll just think they caught you watching porn and step back out quickly, and embarrassed...
9. Be greatful for any interruptions your mother causes... It might have something to do with basic nourishment requirements...
10. If you beleive for a moment that your parents might try to take your PC/console off you, prepare to disassemble your console/PC so that you can bolt it to you worktop (you can later say you heard one of your mates at school had his house robbed, and they took his game system, so you did this to make it harder to steal.
Just make sure you disconnect the power first.
Most parents probably still beleive that they can't take a cover off a computer, and upon finding it bolted to the surface will say something along the lines of "what the f*ck?" Hopefully they'll then give up and ground you for two weeks instead... More game time...
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Post  RTE Nocturne on Thu May 07, 2009 7:13 pm

lmao yay now quick can stay up past 9 central.lol and when playing,do NOT go in the kitchen to get you something to eat/drink,and anytime you leave your room,turn tv off.

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Post  RTE xFLawLeSs on Fri May 08, 2009 7:19 am

I dont yell anymore. I have realized that it doesnt matter enough
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