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How to be MLG haha

Post  Blank on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:35 am

Step 1: I'd like to start off saying, change your name. Do it right now, your not MLG until you have either an x, ii or my personal favorite the lR. The point of this is to make your gamertag stand out from others, if a kid sees you have a double vowel in your name they know that your obviously MLG material.



Step 2: Go to your Xbox Live Bio and change your whole Bio until it consists of stars and different characters from foreign languages. The point of this is to make anyone that reads your Bio have to squint to read what it says. This states your too cool for letters and have to make your own. Now thats MLG status!



Step 3: Scream about everything. If your not loud you want to be noticed and the point of have MLG status is to be noticed. Practice this by entering public games and yelling about every death you get, be sure to scream,LAG! Or OMG, YOU HAVE HOST SCRUB! This lets everyone in the game know that you only died by luck not skill.



Step 4: When you loose scream about how they use claymores and 3x Frags. Tell them your better because you rely on skill and not chance, even if you were out m16'd across Showdown. Also be sure to yell about 1v1's and smacking randys. Another good tip is to yell about their weapons for instance, you get m16'd on bog, you are using an mp5. Be sure to tell the m16'er that your better and don't rely on one shots.



Step 5: O ya, and no matter what if u get killed by someone and there 4 bars and your only 3 then there the fucking host scream and cuss those motherfuckers out cause there hackers and the only way they can kill u is with host. (Even if u get turned on) O ya and my personal favorite if u go negative in a scrim just say your grandma lives in the same room with you and you only wanted to share! And trust me everyone on a MLG team wants a caring loving teamate, trust me i do!



Step 6: Your all ready to go! Be sure to make a clan, spam everyone on Xbox Live saying your having clan tryouts. Always dispute losses. Now your Officially MLG kids, go Smack some randys!

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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  h1dd3nn sn1p3r on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:45 pm

lol i luv the sarcasim ur implying


randys = randoms
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  RTE Nocturne on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:58 pm

Step 4: When you loose scream about how they use claymores and 3x Frags. Tell them your better because you rely on skill and not chance

i get atleast 5 kills on s&d using triple frags randomly thrown across the maps =) this is an awesome tut on how to be mlg.im mlg Very Happy

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Post  RTE xFLawLeSs on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:26 am

I'm working on becoming MLG so thank you Shocked
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  @ Crysiiz on Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:50 pm

Reaper's got the screaming part down Smile
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  Yo Soy Ironman on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:24 am

ok.
so ive got it.
in order to be MLG i would need to change my name from Yo Soy Ironman to oMg iiTz Y0 s0y xX
right?

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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  Arnim The Great on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:41 am

crysiiz has only step 1 down he needs all the others
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  @ Crysiiz on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:46 am

And wat step might that be? having a 2.38 k/d not a .91 that one? Cuz ive got that on lock Laughing
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  Arnim The Great on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:48 am

steps 2-5
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  @ Crysiiz on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:51 am

Well you and me could combine to make one super MLG player you can scream and complain for me while I play Razz
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Re: How to be MLG haha

Post  WWW.REDTIGERELITES.NET on Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:16 am

i was born mlg
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